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Dispatches From The Tenth Circle - The Onion - Dispatches From The Tenth Circle Some of the stories in this book include:

• I've Got The Fever For The Flavor Of The Oscars!
• Bill Gates Grants Self 18 Dexterity, 20 Charisma
• New 'Small 'N' Flaccid' Ad Campaign Least Successful Ever
• Inner-City Stabbings Leave Five Maidless
• Teen Exposed To Violence, Profanity, Adult Situations By Family
• New Pompous Asshole Magazine To Compete With 'Cigar Aficionado'
• Christian Prop Comic Working Churches From Coast To Coast
• Alec Baldwin Secretes Own Hair Gel
• Your Neighbors: Should You Consider Talking To Them
• Turtle Owner Enjoys Special Daily Turtle-Time
• Raped Environment Led Polluters On, Defense Attorneys Argue
• Augusta National Honors Tiger Woods With Own Drinking Fountain
• Pat Buchanan: Thousands Of Americans Made In China
• Man Breaks Out Dating Boxers
• Letter From Employer Thankfully Omits Balls-Copying Incident

• My Brother Is Going To Love This Forwarded List of Lawyer Jokes
• Rocky Horror At 25
• Point-Counterpoint: Faith - It Was Then That I Carried You
• Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints
• Report: 98 Percent of U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others
• Suburban Parade Of Homes Marred By Rotting Ox On Lawn
• Report: Aspirin Taken Daily With Bottle Of Bourbon Reduces Awareness of Heart Attacks
• Cruise, Kidman Walk Through Lobby

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